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Mom: So tell me about your new boyfriend!
Me: He's not my boyfriend yet...
Mom: What's his major?
Me: Communications I think? He wants to go into politics.
Mom: *gasp* Oh that makes me so proud! You're going to be the First Lady someday!
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[02:12] Giygas199X: Oh my fucking God.
[02:12] Blackcrescent13: what?
[02:13] Giygas199X: My mom and I almost got arrested tonight.
[02:13] Blackcrescent13: O_O
[02:13] Giygas199X: I'll tell you about it after I go pee.
[02:13] Blackcrescent13: ...ok
[02:13] *** Auto-response sent to Blackcrescent13: Brb.
[02:15] Giygas199X: Ok.
[02:15] Blackcrescent13: hold on
[02:15] Blackcrescent13: is this a chat room-able story?
[02:15] Giygas199X: Sure.
[02:15] Blackcrescent13: let me start a room then, lol
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[02:17] Giygas199X: Ok, so there was a car accident around 9:00 tonight right across the street from where I work.
[02:18] ElSeven: shit
[02:18] Giygas199X: Some drunk driver drove right into the side of a building.
[02:18] Giygas199X: And ran away.
[02:18] SoilderOfVenus: jsut ran?
[02:18] ElSeven: how do you know he was drunk?
[02:18] SoilderOfVenus: did he stumble
[02:19] Giygas199X: Well, we assume he was. We assume he ran away from his car because it would be better to get fined for a hit-and-run than a DUI.
[02:19] Giygas199X: So anyway, for those who don't know, I work with my mom. She's the manager.
[02:19] Blackcrescent13: well, I assumed you'd have to be drunk to drive into a building...
[02:19] Giygas199X: That too.
[02:19] ElSeven: is your moms name mario?
[02:19] Giygas199X: lol
[02:20] Giygas199X: Yeeeah.
[02:20] Giygas199X: No, the owner is Mario. The MANAGER is my mom.
[02:20] ElSeven: thats hot
[02:20] Giygas199X: ANYWAY.
[02:20] Blackcrescent13: anyway, continue
[02:20] Giygas199X: So we're sitting around talking after closing, and the only other employee left was her friend Thomas, who incidentally, today was his birthday.
[02:20] Giygas199X: And Jenny was there too.
[02:21] Giygas199X: Thomas was quite inebriated.
[02:21] Giygas199X: And my mom said it would be really funny to get into the car and get a picture.
[02:21] Blackcrescent13: Ooh! Happy Birthday to Thomas! TRhat must have been an exciting present--uh oh, I have an idea where this is going
[02:21] Blackcrescent13: Your mom is awesome.
[02:21] Giygas199X: She is. But she was not serious. lol
[02:21] ElSeven: i would have raided the car for loose cash
[02:21] Giygas199X: But Thomas was drunk and thought it was a great idea anyway.
[02:22] Giygas199X: Yeah, and you would be arrested. :-P
[02:22] Giygas199X: So Thomas hands me his phone and gets into the car.
[02:22] ShunKinshisareru: being arrested could be fun
[02:22] Giygas199X: And I can't figure out how to take the picture with his phone, and when I did, the flash didn't go off.
[02:22] ShunKinshisareru: provided you get arrested for the right reasons
[02:22] ShunKinshisareru: like....butt sex in public
[02:22] Blackcrescent13: XD
[02:23] ShunKinshisareru: id love to hear what the officer tells the guy at the precinct
[02:23] ElSeven: id love for the officer to join in
[02:23] Blackcrescent13: ........................
[02:23] Giygas199X: o.O
[02:23] ShunKinshisareru: i assure you he couldnt use the word canoodle
[02:23] Giygas199X: lol
[02:23] Blackcrescent13: so jancko, the flash didn't go off, eh?
[02:23] Giygas199X: Josh, you're a horndog.
[02:23] Giygas199X: So yeah, a taxi comes up.
[02:23] ElSeven: r u kidding me
[02:24] Giygas199X: And there's this girl in the backseat and she leans out and she's like, "Um, do you guys need a phone or something?!"
[02:24] Giygas199X: It looked like we had just been in an accident.
[02:24] Blackcrescent13: well, that was nice of a strange girl to ask
[02:24] Giygas199X: Yeah, it was.
[02:24] Giygas199X: But it almost got us in trouble. BECAUSE.
[02:24] Giygas199X: My mom and I crack up laughing and say we're fine and they drive off, but they call 911.
[02:25] Blackcrescent13: ah
[02:25] ElSeven: oh shitttt
[02:25] Giygas199X: So we're trying to figure out how the camera works and we start to hear sirens.
[02:25] ElSeven: oh god
[02:25] Blackcrescent13: LOL
[02:25] Giygas199X: And I'm like, "Um, Thomas, this isn't work. Let's go now."
[02:25] Giygas199X: "NO NO TAKE IT TAKE IT IT'LL WORK. PRESS THE BUTTON."
[02:25] ElSeven: HAHAHA
[02:25] Blackcrescent13: Jancko, you should have just run like any hispanic does when he hears approaching sirens
[02:25] Giygas199X: lol
[02:25] ElSeven: honestly
[02:26] Giygas199X: Well what's worse is Thomas is training to become a cop.
[02:26] ElSeven: ppffftt
[02:26] Giygas199X: So he doesn't want to get caught there messing with the scene of a crime.
[02:26] Blackcrescent13: the irony is soooooooooo deliciously amusing
[02:26] Giygas199X: Finally he realizes that and jumps out of the car and runs, but my mom looks ahead and sees the cops stop a block ahead.
[02:27] Giygas199X: So we figure they're investigating SOMETHING ELSE.
[02:27] Giygas199X: And my mom says, "Hey, since they're not coming for us, I want a picture too!"
[02:27] Blackcrescent13: ............we're you and your mom also drunk?
[02:27] ElSeven: damn u work in the ghetto or somthing?
[02:27] Giygas199X: No.
[02:27] Giygas199X: It's the goddamn gold coast!
[02:27] Blackcrescent13: he works in the gold coast neighborhood
[02:27] Blackcrescent13: then again jancko, there's a lot of bums around there
[02:27] Giygas199X: So she leans against the car and poses like a pin-up girl.
[02:27] ElSeven: damn and u cant splerge on a ds lite?
[02:27] Blackcrescent13: splurge*
[02:27] Giygas199X: I work on the gold coast but I'm not rich.
[02:28] ElSeven: lol OH NO SPELLING
[02:28] ElSeven: i fel u, im just teasing
[02:28] Giygas199X: But while she's leaning against the car with her finger in her mouth and I'm about to take the picture, we look to the side and see three cop cars and two ambulances right next to us.
[02:28] Blackcrescent13: Yes, I tend to correct people, so get used to it ^_^
[02:28] Blackcrescent13: HAHA
[02:28] ElSeven: my bad u_u;
[02:28] Giygas199X: We're like um... >_>
[02:28] Blackcrescent13: they just like snuck up on you!?
[02:28] Blackcrescent13: hehe they apparated
[02:28] Giygas199X: Sort of!
[02:29] Giygas199X: I turn around and Thomas is long gone.
[02:29] Giygas199X: lol
[02:29] Blackcrescent13: LOL
[02:29] Giygas199X: And Jenny was waiting back in my mom's car going WTF IS GOING ON.
[02:30] Giygas199X: But my mom explains what had happened and we and the cops all laughed and I guess that's the end of the story.
[02:30] Giygas199X: HAPPY ENDING.
[02:30] Blackcrescent13: lol
[02:30] Blackcrescent13: wow
[02:30] Blackcrescent13: you're lucky they were nice cops
[02:30] Giygas199X: For serious.
[02:30] ElSeven: dude thats lucky
[02:30] Giygas199X: She could have been the one that crashed for all they knew.
[02:30] ElSeven: i mean cops never trust minorities
[02:30] Giygas199X: My mom's white.
[02:30] Blackcrescent13: I would have been like........so you dumbasses decided to get IN the car, and take pictures at a crime scene...good job...
[02:30] Blackcrescent13: lol
[02:31] ElSeven: lol then why are her prices so high?
[02:31] Giygas199X: Fuck you.
[02:31] Blackcrescent13: ...beucase she's white?
[02:31] ElSeven: lol
[02:31] Giygas199X: Well she was on the hood of the car. Not in it.
[02:31] ElSeven: thats a great stoy though
[02:31] Giygas199X: BUT STILL.
[02:31] Giygas199X: It was the best birthday Thomas ever had.
[02:32] Blackcrescent13: lol
[02:32] Giygas199X: Jenny's mom called while we were driving Thomas home and they were still laughing hysterically.
[02:32] Giygas199X: And she was just like, "Oh, they're laughing at... something that... happened."
[02:32] Giygas199X: "I'm home late because they were so busy at the restuarant!"Currently playing: Lostprophets - Liberation Transmission |
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[21:28] DarkCharizard472: Im playing mario kart
[21:28] Giygas199X: Did you read?
[21:28] DarkCharizard472: i was playing pokemon
[21:28] DarkCharizard472: errr
[21:28] Giygas199X: 70 pages already?
[21:28] DarkCharizard472: ...
[21:28] DarkCharizard472: ...
[21:28] DarkCharizard472: .....
[21:28] DarkCharizard472: .....
[21:28] Giygas199X: That's what I thought.
[21:34] DarkCharizard472: 16 more starsss
[21:34] Giygas199X: AMY DO YOUR READING.
[21:34] DarkCharizard472: ...
[21:34] DarkCharizard472: WAHHHHHHHHHH
[21:37] DarkCharizard472: whos gettin this one http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=bv-hNnu-Y9ZplBXXeFn1AtgRMjq3S1o3
[21:37] Giygas199X: What is that?
[21:37] KingAmador110: What the deuce
[21:37] DarkCharizard472: pokemon ranger
[21:37] KingAmador110: Do you hunt Pokemon?
[21:37] DarkCharizard472: no idea
[21:37] DarkCharizard472: but the pic of the charizard is orgasmic
[21:37] KingAmador110: They should make a game just like Pokemon Snap- -except with guns
[21:38] Giygas199X: lol
[21:38] Giygas199X: Yes!
[21:38] DarkCharizard472: xD
[21:38] DarkCharizard472: yes!!
[21:38] Giygas199X: I want to shoot Jigglypuff in the face.
[21:38] DarkCharizard472: Pokemon Poacher!
[21:38] KingAmador110: Can you imagine having a boss fight with a Gyrados or something?
[21:38] Giygas199X: Jigglypuff really is just a face, so that will be easy.
[21:38] DarkCharizard472: i wanna kill pikachu
[21:38] DarkCharizard472: apparently pearl and diamond arent even mentioned unless their gonna be the pokemon rancher game
[21:39] KingAmador110: What if it was called "Pokemon Survivor"- -it'll be a survival horror game
[21:39] Giygas199X: What if it was called "Pokemon Read Your Fucking Psychology Book?"
[21:39] KingAmador110: Red or Blue? |
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[23:58] abercrmb503: http://goatse.fr/giver.html
[23:58] abercrmb503: lmao
[23:58] Giygas199X: I'm not clicking anything with goatse in the URL.
[23:59] Giygas199X: Oh who'm I trying to fool? Yes I will.
[23:59] Giygas199X: WOW
[23:59] abercrmb503: LOL
[23:59] abercrmb503: theres no way thats real
[23:59] Giygas199X: And he's a giver.
[23:59] Giygas199X: :-X
[23:59] abercrmb503: WHAT
[23:59] abercrmb503: how do you know that?
[23:59] Giygas199X: Because it's on giver.html.
[00:00] abercrmb503: lmao
[00:00] abercrmb503: ur kinda man
[00:00] Giygas199X: You're kinda dumb. ^_^Current Mood:  impressed |
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[22:41] Blackcrescent13: in fact, why would YOU AND MARIO go out?
[22:41] Blackcrescent13: Mario would just sit in the corner of the club being lonely
[22:41] Blackcrescent13: and Jancko wouldbe hanging out by any electronic machine hoping to find a gaymer
[22:41] Giygas199X: And running away from old men.
[22:42] Blackcrescent13: I can see you hanging by like a video poker machine
[22:42] Giygas199X: That's a good idea...
[22:42] Blackcrescent13: [crash]
[22:42] helium0204: well, there is denny's near belmont stop.
[22:43] Giygas199X: Dennis's?
[22:43] B tuba 21: there is?
[22:43] B tuba 21: you mean Blue line?
[22:43] helium0204: nope... brown and red line stop.
[22:43] B tuba 21: there is not
[22:43] B tuba 21: there is no Denny's in this area
[22:43] Giygas199X: He means Dennis's.
[22:43] Giygas199X: It's an arcade.
[22:43] B tuba 21: oh
[22:43] B tuba 21: my bad
[22:44] helium0204: it's ok... i tend to mix things up.
[22:44] B tuba 21: yeah you do
[22:44] Blackcrescent13: I can see jancko crusing for cock at a Denny's! |
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Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 02:42 am
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Skim through it. It's funny stuff.
To whom it may concern,
A few days ago a note was left on my apartment door. It said, in so many words, please keep the 4200 block of Prytania clean, we are sick of seeing your trash on the sidewalk. At first I was taken aback. Why on earth would someone single me out? And who would see any reason to? Especially because I never mess up my neighborhood and do my part in keeping it clean. To say I was disappointed would be appropriate. But as the day progressed I would find more of these notes strewn about the block. Apparently this faceless concerned citizen didn't want anybody to know his true identity. But what he or she doesn't know is that they have become the 4200 block of Prytania's number one litter bug. Shame on them. I personally found my block rather pleasant until the litter started showing up. But what can I do? Put out a retaliation letter? Go door to door searching for the genderless litterbug? Or just pick it all up and put it where it belongs and hope that things like this don't happen again? I think I will just do that and get on my way.
Another time, quite recently if my memory serves me correctly, I received a very strange phone call. Now I must preface this story with some information. I have a house phone, and to be completely honest I can't for the life of me remember the last time I had a conversation on it with an actual human being (save for the lonely one way talks with the mayor Ray Nagin during his campaign, though I must admit they did make me laugh). This phone call came to that phone so you can imagine my surprise and trepidation as I approached the shrieking, dusty monster. The conversation that followed went something like this:
"Hello?" I asked.
"Hello. Are you are resident of this household?"
"Yes, how can I help you?"
"Well, I am conducting a survey and I was wondering if I could have a minute of your time?"
"Sure." I answered. Why not? The game I was playing was paused and I was in no hurry.
I was then asked a series of yes/no questions along the lines of "Are you over 18?" "Are you currently involved in a class action law suit" and "Do you have a college degree?" Simple things like that.
Then he asked me "Are you or anyone you know or are involved with in the medical field?"
"Yes." I answered.
"Oh...... I see......" a very long pause followed with some inaudible whispers "Well if you would excuse me, but I can no longer continue this survey with you. We very much appreciate your time and request that you do not speak with anyone about this conversation."
"Okay" I said.
"Thank you sir, and have a nice day"
*click*
That must have been a week and a half ago by now. I am still trying to decipher that call. How mysterious, how puzzling. Who could it have been? And I must admit I hope they get to talk to as many other people as it takes to get the information that they need. Something good must come from this. I just wish I could have played a bigger part in it.
As some of you may have noticed, I have started drinking Dr.Pepper recently. And I know that a majority of people don't really care but I have been asked by a number of people "Chris, why are you drinking Dr.Pepper all the time?" and I feel I should offer an honest reason, especially as people have taken the time and made the effort to ask. You see, Dr.Pepper recently adopted a new ad campaign highlighting its combination of 23 flavors to produce its very unique and often misunderstood flavor. With the big 23 on the bottle I had been under the impression that they, the Dr.Pepper Bottling Company (owners of Dr.Pepper), were offering 23 oz. of drink instead of the normal 20. And on top of that selling it at the same low price. Hey why not? The bottle looks bigger at first glance. But let me tell you, I was wrong. I have been paying $1.19 for 20 oz. of Dr.Pepper. when I thought differently. Whoops.
But at this time, if I may digress for a moment, I would like to officially announce my resignation from the New Orleans Health Dept., also known as New Orleans EMS. My last tour of duty will be on July 13th 2006. Nearly two years after I started work here. Now wait. What is that I hear? Two years? I thought he was a new hire... Very funny guys. And yes, it has been that long. From here where do I continue? I have so many questions that need answering. Inquiring minds want to know. I know, my friends, I know. So lets see what I can do to satiate that hunger for knowledge. From the day I leave NOHD I will start training to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion of the World. For those who know me this should come as no surprise. With this dream I expect to be traveling the entire globe, training and fighting my way to the top. But let me say with confidence, to everyone reading this, I will never forget the experiences and other meaningless things that I have learned in m time here. My mind is full of exaggerated stories and words that will forever be mispronounced (disorientated? I mean COME ON). And I can thank every single one of you for that. Thanks.
I am fairly confident that those who know me will remember me as a happy, outgoing, bright, witty, funny, attractive guy that was also a great listener. But for those who haven't gotten to spend some time in my presence I will have to tell you that all those things are true. So, years down the line, when you see me in the street under 13 layers of clothes or you see me on your television, you can turn to your friend or partner and say with confidence "Oh! I know that guy. He used to work at the Health Dept. His name is Chris Komiamnenaas (mess up the last name as you please, it will be more believable). And boy, let me tell you that guy was one happy, outgoing, bright, witty, funny attractive guy. And as a listener, I would have to say he was the best I have ever known." They will most likely be impressed that you know somebody on TV but they should be more impressed that you know what kind of person I really am.
Now I am certain that a select few people will say "Oh he will be back, you can't leave this place for good." And my answer to that is I don't think you would want me back. It would just be another person to start rumors about, push around, become best friends with, then have leave right when you were starting to get to know them. And on top of that all, write an annoying resignation letter. No, I cannot see myself coming back anytime soon. But thank you for putting up with me while I was here. This place, both the city of New Orleans and the Health Dept., mean the world to me. And with that I will thank you, you reading this, you who made me a... I won't say better, I think I will say more unique person. Thank you thank you thank you past and present employees. Good luck everyone. I am off to go save the world in my own way.
Chris "kamikaze" "kama sutra" "ka- I'm not even going to try to pronounce that" Komisarz NREMT-Paramedic
Jul. 13th, 2006 @ 12:55 am
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( Blogthings crap... )
me: What if we could make fire out of cat hair so it would stick to people and burn people while it stuck to them?
Alex: Isn't that called napalm?
me: ... Shutup. Wait, isn't napalm a bomb?
Alex: Yeah, but I think it burns your skin, and can't be washed off because water makes it worse.
me: But the cat hair would give people allergic reactions.
Alex: I guess it would be interesting to watch people rub their eyes in panic.
Jun. 25th, 2006 @ 09:46 am
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[00:15] Yisroel: btw, your room mate is a fag
[00:15] Yisroel: lol
[00:16] Yisroel: jk around
[00:16] Jeff: At least he can hold his liquor :-D
[00:16] Yisroel: tu che
May. 17th, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
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May. 9th, 2006 @ 10:53 am
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Cross-posted from xanga because I want more opinions.
What exactly does being in a relationship mean? There's this idea in our culture that there's just one person out there for every one of us, and when we find that one person, we'll have this special bond, and never want to be with anyone else, and the rest of our lives will be all candy and gumdrops with whipped cream.
I'd like to challenge that idea. I've made some of these arguments to people before, and I'm sticking to them.
Deny it all you want, but physical attraction is important in a relationship. Unless you're a true bisexual (which I think is possible, but is certainly not nearly as common as the people who claim to be bisexual claim), then there is a specific gender to whom you're attracted. I've had gay guys tell me that there are girls they would go out with so there are exceptions and gray areas and etc etc... Ok, sure. I'll admit the possibilities. But in general, I think it's safe to say that a straight man is not going to "fall in love" with another man, a gay man will not "fall in love" with a woman, etc etc.
Why not? If we are to accept that love is truly blind, and we should love everyone for whom they are, and all this other romantic crap, then why is it so hard to look past gender? It's a physical trait. Obviously, love can't happen without sexual attraction.
Sure, a mental connection is important as well. Everyone's looking for different things. Maybe I'm speaking from inexperience, but I don't have a lot of criteria for a partner. Common interests are important to me, a sense of humor, all that good stuff. Basically, I want someone who isn't annoying. Someone with whom I can talk and get along.
Why, these are the very same traits I look for in friends. This is going to sound bad, but the way I see it, monogamy is the only thing that separates "partners" from "fuck buddies." I just want a buddy with whom I can play video games and go to movies, and a friend in whom I can confide, and a lover with a hot ass. For what more can anyone ask? My friends are the most important things in the world to me. Fuck this "spark" or "special bond" crap.
Agree/Disagree? Please leave comments, especially if you're in a relationship!
Apr. 24th, 2006 @ 09:15 pm
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[00:28] Mark: his penis is a cylinder of light
Jan. 13th, 2006 @ 01:24 am
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Well, that's at least part right.
Dec. 16th, 2005 @ 02:43 am
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Write 23 sentences using Tú Commands giving advice to people that are coming to live in Chicago.
My first few answers are pretty boring:
Come los perros calientes, pero...
No pongas catsup en el perro caliente.
Eat hot dogs, but...
Don't put ketchup on the hot dog.
No nades en el lago.
Don't swim in the lake.
I started having some fun towards the end...
No hagas amor en el probador del departamento de niños.
Don't make love in the fitting room of the children's department.
Haz amor en el probador del departamento de caballeros.
Make love in the fitting room of the men's department.
Si un hombre te dice que tiene un gato en sus pantalones, no mires.
Corre. El hombre es loco.
Te baña después de hablar con el hombre loco.
If a man tells you that he has a cat in his pants, don't look.
Run. The man is crazy.
Take a shower after talking with the crazy man.
:-D
Nov. 19th, 2005 @ 09:56 pm
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[00:22] Giygas199X: I'm wearing contacts.
[00:29] dyn3r: god damn, about time you got them
[00:29] dyn3r: pixplz?
[00:29] Giygas199X: I have to take one.
[00:29] Giygas199X: But ok.
[00:30] dyn3r: put something interesting in the photo with you
[00:30] Giygas199X: K.
[00:45] Giygas199X: http://x11.xanga.com/2b900450c55a616041207/w11521837.jpg
[00:46] dyn3r: attention: you are gay.
Oct. 31st, 2005 @ 01:00 am
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[19:55] Sara: and i also found out that im in the superior range based on my iq score
[19:55] Sara: ironic
[19:55] Sara: HA! i used it
[19:55] Giygas199X: Very good!
[19:55] Sara: :-D
[19:56] Sara: my psychiatrist wrote it in my evaluation
[19:56] Sara: only 6% of hte population is smarter than i
[19:56] Sara: =')
[19:56] Giygas199X: You mean "smarter than me."
[19:56] Sara: i dunno
[19:56] Sara: prolly
Oct. 26th, 2005 @ 07:59 pm
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[23:52] dyn3r: sup?????
[23:53] Giygas199X: I did a bad bad thing.
[23:53] dyn3r: oh?
[23:53] Giygas199X: You're going to be upset with me.
[23:54] Giygas199X: Maybe I shouldn't tell you.
[23:54] dyn3r: wtf man now you have me worried
[23:54] dyn3r: does this have something to do with me?
[23:54] Giygas199X: No.
[23:54] dyn3r: oh, then damn, just tell me
[23:54] Giygas199X: It's really bad.
[23:56] Giygas199X: You might never talk to me again.
[23:56] dyn3r: i doubt it.
[23:56] Giygas199X: I got a myspace.
[23:56] dyn3r: fucker
[23:57] Giygas199X: I'm sorry.
[00:00] Giygas199X: You're not going to talk to me now, are you?
[00:00] dyn3r: stfu
http://www.myspace.com/giygas199x
I was bored...
Oct. 5th, 2005 @ 01:38 am
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365 days until I'm 21.
Sep. 17th, 2005 @ 12:55 am
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